Just For Kicks

Yesterday was our monthly doctor's visit. I am happy to say I have nothing really to report. The heartbeat was a solid 150. I have been feeling much more movement lately, and even Matt is able to feel the action these days. In fact, BC gave the stethoscope a nice little kick for the doctor's benefit! Dr. Minderman said that BC must be pretty strong already if Matt is able to feel his "love taps". My uterus is supposed to be about the size of a soccer ball here in the next couple of weeks, which is fitting, as apparently I need to get used to being kicked around for the next few months!!!!

Funny

A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital.  She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl !"  The lady said thankfully, "Oh, I must name them."  But the nurse said, "You have been unconscious, so we called your brother and he has named them!"

The lady cried, "But he is as dumb as a box of rocks!  So what did he name them?!?"

The nurse reassured her and said, "The girl is called 'Denise'".  The woman replied, "Well, that is a pretty name, so what did he name my son?"

The nurse reluctantly replied, "Denephew".